My Dream Bio (Guess Which Parts are True)

I have three jobs. Full time, I live a fabulously interesting life. Part time, I write about it. When I can squeeze it in, I sell what I've written to magazines.

As my work experience includes lots of living, writing, and selling, I am particularly well-qualified for this triptych of a career. It's no surprise that my insightful, informative and hilarious articles have been published in over 53 magazines so far this year.

I do not write fiction. I write true personal narratives. My favorite topics are those related to gender politics and the sub-cultural experience.

I used to write personal ads. My favorite one, "Romantic Speed Demon seeks Responsible Driver" was deleted recently. I now live with my beloved and assorted familiars, on California's breath-taking Central Coast.

My five favorite words are, "Let's play a game where..." My six favorite words are, "What are we gonna eat next?" Despite my playful nature and voracious appetite, I work hard and succeed at maintaining toned arms, sculptured abs and a perfect ass.

I have the best mother in the world, a perfect lover, and the most delightful circle of friends and family imaginable. And yet, I am not stuck up at all. Always on the lookout for new adventures, I rarely pass up a really good invitation. If you would like me to join you on one of yours, please direct your missive to the email address available in my "profile" (at left.)